After spending some time out west, I wanted to give you an idea of how unique this part of
our great nation is, so I’ve compiled a list of “you know you’re in the outback
when...” things.
Here we go!
You know you’re in the outback when.....
- The ant hills are bigger than in that Indiana Jones movie. A tree-wee is NOT an option!
- You’re required to hand over your cash, your credit cards, your watch and practically your first-born child as well to afford the fuel.
- You haven’t seen an overtaking lane for a week.
- The stench of road kill is so thick, it wakes up any sleeping passengers.
- You’re first two fingers are cramping from all the g’day mate bush salutes.
- There are emus walking down a town’s ‘main street’ (this term is used loosely).
- There’s a scramble to put all the windows up to avoid the red dust from the oncoming whirlwird/mini tornado thingy.
- Sheep aren’t the only ones getting fleeced (anyone with a camera feels like they too must give body parts to see a bunch of old crap!).
- The wobbly backside of a huge 4-trailer road train nearly gives the driver a haircut.
- The next place is 4 ½ hours away and there’s nothing in between, NOTHING... nothing people!
- It’s so darn hot you find sweat behind your ears and eyelids... seriously!
Bahahaha!! You're cracking me up! XD That is such a hilarious image, Jo. XD
Oh my goodness - there really are emus on the street... I didn't think you were serious until I saw the picture!
Hey Emily, yep there were really Emus just cruising along the main street. Some were even poking around the wheelie bins!! Hope you are well. Give our love to your family xxo